Laughing so hard...

My husband needs to shut the fuck up.


We are watching Tyra (yeah,I know...) and this chick who has had 35 sexual partners is on.

He keeps whispering "Drippy cooter" in my ear... I am cracking up, and it hurts...

He is soo PC. He wants to buy a new kitten and call it Jon Bennet'.... I live in a nut house.


Small things amuse small minds.

Tummy Tuck Pics!

Ladies and gents!

I present to you, My Ass.

Those who don't believe that I have lost weight, can kiss it!

Remember my post the other day?

The one about being a "hero"

Well. I got the other side of that coin today. I was told by a nasty man, who claimed to have lost 80kg in 5 weeks (yeah, I laughed out loud too)that now I was - and I quote
"Ah haaa....I got it now. You are just one sad little girl who cannot accept the fact that there are other people out there who accomplished more without going thru surgery.

Your reply above show how much confused you are. My suggestion is, since you are now very slim and sexy, just log off and start having real life friends and get a life.

Referring back to the calory figure above, heck my apple, chicken and fish were genetically alter so that when all mix up in my stomach instead of absorbing to my body as fat, they evolved into a full load of shit.

That explained how I lost hugh amount of weight."

He claimed to only be eating 800 calories a day... And listed his daily menu. I added up what he was eating (per FitDay) and it was more like 1200 calories. That is why I got such a nasty reply.


The only thing that bugged me was the "losing weight without surgery bit" (this guy has not has surgery, yet, but if you can lose 80kg in 5 weeks, with magic GM foods, why would you need it?)

I don't care how the fuck people lose weight. I am proud of all my friends who lose. I am proud of them no matter HOW they lose it (provided it is a healthy loss, not an eating disorder or anything)

My way is not the right way for everyone... And I will be dammed if I have to keep repeating that! Another thing was, the "log off" bit made me feel like people who are at goal are unwelcome at that lapband site. Are they?

(I dare not spell check this post... I think it would be too much, due to the asshole's post - It would have crashed the server - I just cut and pasted it from the email notification I got, so forgive any typos I may have made, LOL)

One thing that does bug me, is why some of his english is perfect, but basic words, like huge / hugh are wrong?

The odd things in life I guess!

The Queen of sloth and piggery.

I wonder if I am giving people false hope.

I know that *I* lost my weight, all of it, just shy of 18 months out. But the vast majority take much longer (the average is 60-80% EWL at 24 months post op)

Some never get past 60% ELW. After all, the makers of the band only ever promise that you can maybe lose 60%.

I have had a lot of people say things like "You are my hero" and shit like that. Uh. No. I am no ones hero. Even mine. I am a moody bitch. A selfish moody bitch.

I did this for ME. ME DAMMIT.

Not to inspire the overweight masses. Not to help my fellow man by setting an example.

I know that sounds harsh, and bitchy. But I guess it is a wee bit overwhelming.

People ask me for advise. Me? I am was (and still am to an extent) the queen of sloth and piggery.

If I thought for a fucking second I could give up eating well and exercise, and still feel like I do (freaking awesome) I think I would.

But I know if I start eating crap again, and stop exercising, I will be the ten tone woman again. I just know it.

I like looking thin(er). I like feeling like I could take on the world. I love it.

I just don't like having everyone watch me. I see the looks that I get from the other mothers at school. I know they are either wondering how I did it, or if they know, they are judging me for how I did it (Fucking own up bitches, I am not fucking deaf, I can hear the gossip)

I am so grateful to the bitches who DON'T judge me. I love them. They know who they are.

And another thing, women who bring sick kids to school, I am talking to you here... I am trying to stay healthy. I am trying to avoid having the flu, the shits, puking. Anything sickness related, really. So would you mind keeping your sick baby at home? Maybe have the "Lazy prick" who is stitting at home, and refused to look after the sick baby, pick the other kids up? Maybe? Please?

Just a thought.

I am not trying to tell the people who have found hope in my story to fuck off or anything. I guess my point is, my results are not typical. I am not normal (never have been, why start now?) Do not be disappointed if you don't lose the amount of weight I have. But don't give up hope. Where there is a will, there is a way.

The Ring

DH brought me a 2.2 carat emerald cut ceylon sapphire & diamond ring, in a yellow gold and platanum art deco setting.

I knew there was a reason I loved this man!! He has amazing taste!! (I guess he *did* pick me, lol)

Something that I found to be really amazing was, it fit. No re sizing needed.


My surgery is now only 13 days away (not counting the day itself)

I am really looking forward to being rid of this wobbling flesh that I wear. Really.