Hair, and waxing, and pain, oh my!

I am off to the esthetician (chick who waxes twats, ass cracks, smelly pitts, legs and so on) tomorrow.

This should be interesting. I have not had a wax in quite a few years. I do hope the esthetician is not too grossed out by my sagging legs, muff, and ass.

I am only days away from my period, so this may prove to be most painful.



I have made up my mind, that when I take my "before" picture for my tummy tuck I am going to write "Goodbye cruel world" on my belly in lipstick, LMAO.