Dear Hassle Free Share Sales PtyLtd,

Thanks you for your kind offer to buy our AMP shares for 1/3 or their value. Even if I was down to my last dollar, I would not touch your shady offer with a ten foot pole. I pray that every one else who got your too good to be true, limited time offer treated it the same way I did. If I was STUPID enough to sell my shares to you, I would be down 300k at retirement age. 300k buys a lot of shoes. Do ya hear me?

Thanks again, but no thanks,
Signed,
Smart enough to buy shares, and too smart to sell them to you, asshole.
xox