The kid has hijacked my computer

And get to use the shitty old laptop... Hold me...

I forgot how much I hate laptop keyboards. Talk about cramped!

This is the angel I brought for us;



Isn't she pretty? (I like earthy looking shit) I brought one for each of my in-laws and one for my mother with different colour dresses (red, orange and green).

Ahh. It's been a good day.

Burning ginger cookies, singing loudly and badly to 80's music, pissing the cat off and sitting on my ass.

Good times. This is what Christmas is about.

I did get a batch of lemon and passionfruit shortbread out that didn't burn! They are pretty tasty too.



(this is what was left after DS had at them! They must be ok I guess!)

We had a lentil pizza for dinner. I was so fucking awesome. Just. So. Fucking. Good. Words cannot describe the awesome-ness that is lentil pizza.

Lentil pizza:
½ cup hummus
1 tablespoon Moroccan seasoning
1 x 20cm pizza base (I used Bazzar breads pizza base)
1 cup zucchini ribbons (use potato peeler to make ribbons)
1/3 cup drained brown lentils
½ cup sliced button mushrooms
½ cup roasted red capsicum, cut into thin strips
½ cup shredded pizza cheese
½ cup baby rocket leaves
1 very small onion quartered
1 teaspoon extra virgin olive oil
2 cloves of garlic finely chopped


METHOD:
1. Roast capsicum with the onion, oil and garlic in a preheated oven at 200ºC .

2. Combine hummus and Moroccan seasoning; spread over pizza base. Top with zucchini, drained brown lentils, mushrooms and capsicum then sprinkle with pizza cheese.

3. Cook for 10-12 minutes or until cheese is just starting to turn golden and the pizza base is crisp.

3. Top with rocket leaves and serve with a side of tabouleh (just store brought stuff from Woolies, I am too lazy to make tabouleh!).

Even the kid ate it without too much complaining! A winner! (I did bribe him with a banana split for afters. I had dried figs with goats cheese in ash *wipes drool from corner of mouth*)

Never let it be said that a banded individual has to live on fucking protein shakes. Eat. For the love of all things tasty. Eat.